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Lyrics complete with good times, one liners, inside jokes, real deals, distortions, long shots, halfzie truths, funnish facts and fantastic fish tales are all in good pun intended to generously praise some of the most unique and influential agents that both dent and shape our wicked world today.

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In opening, PYVRIA gives it all to you on this one...back to the people...the people I know! -the Author, R.I.P. 2009

TONIGHT's PROGRAMME:

Now playing: PYURIA's station - People I Know Volume 1


PAT LABATT CRI "NOUS TRIOMPHER DE MALT PLANT!"

1 - PAT THE PAINTER

when he's not playing the drums he's painting a fence
the color is aggression not for dollars and cents
for the trogladyte resides underground
ascending at night and everybody sounds "he's...
PAT! PAT THE PAINTER!"
he doesnt take shit from aggressive mthrfckrs
playing drums till he's blue in the face
just like the picture on his myspace
during obscura he played in gorguts
if she came in a bottle he would drink a slut cuz he's
PAT! PAT THE PAINTER!
he'd probably paint your van with a paint roller
cuz he's PAT THE PAINTER!
PAT LABATT!


DES CHANSONS NOUVEAU DE PYVRIA DANS LE POELE TOUJOURS!

2 - CAPITAL CRACK SANDWICH

eSteve Decalisse found a pyvria cassette in the bathroom at Sneaky Dee's
capital kill productions with such releases as
crush your canadian idols
for lunch i think im gonna have a crack sandwich for lunch


PEOPLE I KNOW: "NO MOLD AND ALL GOLD!"

3 - EMILY GAULOISE

Who let the dogs out?
i think it was emily!


PRESIDENT TENSE TRUMPETS "TOMORROW IS THE FUTURE!"

4 - BRIAN BOXPUNCH

brian mcmanus once had a cat and everywhere it would shat
can you believe a thing like that?
brian mcmanus once played guitar for WOODS OF YPRES
where were the rest of you when they played?
brian mcmanus and vaginal disease "whoo" and "whoa"
no longer a slave to the two jar system thanks to mr. show
24 is the highest number!


NONE SO BILE!

5 - WHEN JEANBO ATTACKS

jeanbo he ain't no lush
he's the only one who can make the camper flush
when jeanbo attacks!
at the (city) hotel someone's playing pool
john falls onto the table
not one john but two!
when jeanbo attacks!


PEOPLE I KNOW: THE STAIRWAY TO SEVEN!

6 - TONY JAMES

in the middle of the winter it was written on your honda
"tony heavy metal"


DOES HEAVEN HAVE A FRINGE COMMUNITY?

7 - MC LURCH : PURVEYOR OF WINDSOR HARDCORE

this one goes out to rob garland
also known as MC LURCH
have you all had enough or do you want more?
you didn't see the spin kick to your chest
UPPERCUT, APNEA, the TENENBAUMS, the BEST!
fcuk you and your chosen crew
he sang for GOD IN A HEADLOCK
where the fcuk were the rest of you?
you all were at the mall buying brand new pants
you weren't around to flip the 45 over
to hear 'judy garland is my aunt'
hardcore everyday!
and everynight!
sampler on the left!
fvckin right!
changez by nite - shut it down!


DING! DING! DING! IT PAYS TO BE A PYVRIA HELLION! ALWAYS A WINNER!

8 - DICA AND GABBY

dica and gabby are two of a kind
it's always the right time to go fly a sign
bringing back empties to the closest store
pulling a wagon full of 40s to get more
dica with a sign on courcelle and st. jacques
tis the fuckin season for 20 dolla drops
getting fucked up hell yeah it's a must
walking all loopy, buggin eyes, trippin dust!
gabby is a star she's on the internet
what do you think she's doing? go and make your bets
just doing the routine hustlin to make money
"visions of a cheeseburger" on a cardboard sign
now that's funny!


PHONE CALL FOLLIES: THE CALL THAT ALMOST DISSAPATED A HETERO-FRIENDLY UNION!

9 - ALEX CARRIER's DONKEY PUNCHOUT

my phone call almost broke up a hetero-friendly union
when john drinks and finds a phone
he has some fun and he unloads
cuz supposedly you owe him $15
he'll call back in 7 minutes to see if you put your boots on
to go meet the creditor by the dumpster


ANGEL OF DEP!

10 - BEAU SOIR DEPANNEUR ST. HENRI

i moved to mtl because of the dep
daily i return to refuel my pep
as long as the beau soir carries our brand
behind the lottery ticket lady we all stand
the guy with the moustache inspects the empties i found
girard is in shorts all year round
mind over matter how does that sound?
at the beau soir depanneur (st. henri)


ATTENTION: LE CAMPAGNE C'EST CHAUD!

11 - TATTOO YOUTH CREW: JAY BUSTON

welcome to jay beez in exile 2 K
parking in the alley not out on mackay
he's gotta be like 32 or 33
he's gotta be like older than that raynay
buckling up in the 81 chevy just like old man safety
who else puts back a 6 pack of pepsi?
who's the only punk up front for the DMC?
punk rock means never changing the strings
cutting up your fingers on a stratocaster copy


THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS RIGHT IN BETWIXT!

12 - THE GATES OF JOHN BLUDGEONED

john bludgeoned is a rock and roll machine
decibels shake the post lachine
crust metal exposure gave me KURU
zombie horror cult thrash attacks
holy shit i've been BLUDGEONED!
the best parties - it's a given
the GATES OF HELL - i don't want to go to heaven
"i hate happiness!"


NOT JUST A PATCH - COLOURFULLY EMBROIDERED!

13 - MOM



WHERE FAME AND OBSCURITY MEET!

14 - GUY TABARNACO TURBO SURF



PRINT MORE MONEY, PLEASE!

15 - WELCOME TO THE BRANKO: CITIZEN BRAD

welcome to the branco he's got what you need
bringing back the 80's to make your ears bleed
use a cowboy boot to hold your drumsticks
it's only a matter of time until the audience will get bit
some random citizen made the mistake
waering open toed sandals creeping in the grass
they got it good in the ankle
i can't wait to get bit by the snake!


DON'T FRICKEN FORGET MY SENIOR DISCOUNT!

16 - FORK SIX MAFIA

you're running your mouth loud and clear
you wasted your chances to run out of here
our weapon of choice stabbed you from ear to ear
fcuk you and your crew all talk and no action
with my fork i'll have satisfaction
you talk big and impress your chick
you won't be having kids when i stab you in the dick
my good silverware is the best i stick it to ya through your fvckin chest!
walkerville!
shout out to: scum dogs, old brant st. crew, walkerville crew, steemen sound, stct crew
graeme the farmer, lil lock and the gmc crew, everyone's pitbulls, all the gorgeous women
behind the scenes, walkerville brewery, canadian clubbin, seagrams and anyone else i forgot
it aint nothing new we always do what we do
it's all about malt liquor, forks, guns, beautiful women, hip hop and home brew tattoos


STAGE YOUR OWN EVENTS TODAY!

17 - DRAKYO DARKWAVE

she laughs as we approach alien doomsday
more sinister than re-using toxic waste
entire planets disappear in haste
we wait with her finger on the button
future generations to be experimented on
crowds controlled by microwaves
clear a path for the queen - fire away!
photogenic neon goth style


PYVRIA - ALL HYPE AND SO ACTION!

18 - SNEAKY DEE'S



AUDIOPHILIA DISPLACED MY SOCIAL LIFE!!

19 - DARK TIMES FOR WINDSOR HARDCORE: MARK KRAWETZ

i had the 7" - record rose city hardcore
sean boone was on the cover
hard time - mark krawetz
there's not enough ukraine metalcore these days
bring it back, pick up the guitar, start a band!

Mark Hardtime says:
"Cool website. You are morbidly obsessed with medical malpractice and the history of Grace hospital. Call me Mark Hardtime; because I am a rockstar, and I eat medical waste."



SONGS THAT TOUCHED YOU ON A NANOBIOTIC LEVEL!

20 - MATT CASCADDEN GRADUATED FROM NARCOTIC STATE UNIVERSITY

you know i think it's such
that craig and marilyn are just too much
i know i rolled the stop sign
shut your mouth old man there won't be a next time
caca the clown paints the town brown
gilbert godfrey goes on to say
i'm gonna move you up to the third grade
i call your house and leave a message for gingersnap
i wait by the phone and that darn cat never called me back


WARNING - SOLIPCIST ART!

21 - TYSON TAYLORING QUALITY METALCORE SINCE 2004

delivering quality metalcore since 2004
i haven't kept track of the score so maybe even before
tyson taylor puts the fun back into funeral
and a special thanks to the man who invented the wheel
another visit to LONG & MCQUADES
thanks to financing from bill trevor and lear
walk out with more gear


GITFACE REALTY: "THE FACE THAT SELLS!"

22 - CHURCH OF STUPIDITY LIVE AT FLETCHER'S 30th



LOFTS STILL AVAILABLE! 514-932-0088

23 - SAM FATTAL = HARDCORE

there is a place in st. henri not like all the others
for 470 rock out sisters and brothers
F A T T A L - what does it spell? FATTAL
sam signed the lease
music permitted
animals not allowed
hydro not included
sam fattal equals hardcore
f a t t a l
what does that spell?


MEGABYTES GIGABYTES HERMAPHRODITES!

24 - V-JENNA

straight outta ontario, live from quebec...
from peterbourough came a girl named v-jenna
she don't wear cement and she don't pour henna
bright red hair and red fishnets
v v v v-jenna as seen on the internet
shit, there's not much more i can know
except she waits on the corner where i get my coffee from the store
thats it!


SOUNDCENTRAL @ COLONIALE AND MOUNT ROYAL! COFFEE AND OBSCENE DEATHMETAL!

25 - SEAN CENTRAL

you're walking down mount royal with metal on your mind
on the corner of coloniale SOUNDCENTRAL has your kind
you cart your arse on in and you're amazed to find
coffee on the left and records on right
sean central!
where a warm mug of fair trade wraps you in a warm hug
the only place i feel at home
with obscene death metal on the walls
theres no other in montreal
where i'd bother giving a fucking toss
sean central is the boss of underground metal and punk rock!


FROM TRIPE TO HYPE!

26 - WHAT THE FUCKY? IT'S ANDREW BUCKY!

andrew bucky has a good head on his shoulders
is the one you get to record (YOUR BAND)
he doesn't fuck around
lives right in your town
what the fucky? it's andrew bucky!


ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS THOSE WHO ABSOLUTELY LET IT!

27 - STARRING ANNE DIAMOND AS THE KILLER QUEEN

she is the killer queen
you know what i mean
she ain't from mississippi
i think she still has her spleen
behind the sitting bull
you hang out with my brother
we come back from the beach
and i think we ticked off your mother
killer queen
diamonds and raspberries are my good friends


MOSHPIT TRAGEDY: "NO RAYN, NO GAIN!"

28 - MOSHPIT FORSTER OF RAYNY TRAGEDY RECORDS

every time i look around
i see bulletins on myspace
im guilty i do it to
moshpit tragedy in my face
too much shitty music - what i despise
take a look online - it's all lies
moshpit tragedy - is the best
spit a booger on corey's chest
everytime i wake up
the neighbours playing nirvana
start and stop and over and over
now i feel like rayny forster
pay what you can - free download
on a sliding scale - for punk bands
my toilet leaks - because of you
fixed (slowed) the leak with some plumbers glue


GOLDMINERS AGREE: THIS ALBUM, SOLID!

29 - BALOU



2009 - YOU'RE MINE!

30 - DIRTNY

nevermind a brand new life
always in exile and flying by night
instead a new definition of success
its at the top of someone else's profile pics
another night of shitty bands
poisoned liver and broken glass
struttin a cat walk underneath the moon
some guy just fell over
oof! what a goon!
he finds more beer he's shit in luck
near death turns in the back of corey's truck
everybody else is smoking tar
dane just can't stop playing guitar
their using skulls to smash some glass
my batteries died and i can't listen to the playback
drinkin blood and kickin ass
im so glad im not going to class
and it's not like i had a class to go to anyways


PEOPLE I KNOW: THE ONLY 24 KARAT ALBUM YOU OWN!

31 - GEORGE OF FATTAL

george of fattal
friend to you and me
riding down the street
george as he can be
clipping down the tree
leave behind the empties
and watch out for the bees!


NO MARIJUANA WAS SMOKED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS ALBUM!

32 - LEAR MASON

as the years motor on think back to FACEDOWN
the way to be was to tune to C
here it is 2009 im in my room in drop D
lear likes his metalcore crushing
lear likes his hardcore to the point
waste no time in line for beer
waste no time dropping the joint
the best things came to those who abstained!


70% CHANCE OF PERSPIRATION!

33 - BEN BRYANT THE GROUNDSKEEPER

windsor's most underrated mc
he will lyrically cut down your tree
as the groundskeeper of hip hop
you came unprepared with no plugs in your ears
or steel toed footwear
weak ass mcs run to the border so scared
with their minds on lease never known to own
you think you're safe showering in your home
ben bryant white knuckle tight
behind the wheel barrels right
through the living room of your home
bling mcs with 20" rims
guess what? ben doesn't care
you got a new fade, and you look really good
but guess what, ben doesn't stare


PEOPLE I KNOW IS THE GAMERS CHOICE!

34 - IGA GIRLS

goin back to the IGA to bring back something again today
a bag of bottles and a bag of cans to watch my girls dirty their hands
old or young they're all sweet i am repulsive and i am pleased
count my return and scan my receipt hand me my change and i am so glee
as an outsider i don't speak french we both try and we do make sense
the wisps of your hair hang over your bun - so long honey, i got to run


CALL ME! 1 - 514 - NO - PHONE ! $11.99/min

35 - RICKY CUTTHROAT

ricky was a young boy he had a heart of stone
he started a punk band he played an epiphone
he broke up with gut rott he doesnt give a fuck
he loves his anthrax and his leather jacket
he crashed his firebird running from the cops
he kept the sticker on the LA dodger on his top
he was on house arrest now he parties harder
than all the rest...ricky cutthroat!


POUTINE ROUTINE SAVES LIVES!

36 - HIPPY JOE AND JANIE AND SADIE AND MARGIE

hippy joe and janie live down the way
with a can of milwaukee's beast
joe starts his day
hurry up janie or you'll be late for class
how rad is that to go to school
and get to blow glass
sadie is the most well behaved dog i know
margie is new wearing boots in the snow
i can't wait for spring to see the garden grow
clear the melting ice to make way for corn rows


MEGALOTAUR INVOKES TURBO THROUGH TRAPEZOIDAL AUTONOMOUS HEGEMONY!

37 - EXILE

exile engineered to be human
the embodiment of evil in the present incarnation
worse than dracula biting down and infecting your neck
A E I O U and sometimes ee-grec
they're all flying south i'm talking about the birds
he's lowering the tides buffing up the 'bergs
he's bringing back the end to make their style obsolete
running to the hills wearing out the timbos on their feet
used to drive a regal used to drive a blazer
lyrical attack zappin you like a tazer
EERIE RECORDS modern day piracy
don't make him raise his voice he'll strangle you with your own sleeve
you say you don't believe it...no? well you better
put on more leather he's bringing more cold weather
the lot of you laugh it up with your new prosthetic mouths
hacked up in a whiskey barrel EXILE sends you south!


YOU ARE NOW LOGGED OUT, TOILETFACE!

38 - HEE HAW



WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO GO TO THE DEATH HOUSE!

39 - MANIX CRIMES RHYMES WITH GOOD TIMES

some guy on guitar some dude is on the bass
joel is on the drums manix is in my face
crimes live at fattal
crimes chimes and rhymes with good times
alex rhymes with manix crimes
get your drink on with a can of krylon
lucky get down
drink it smoke it
raw punk makes me deaf


PYVRIA A LEGG JOB! EN NEM KEREK A MAST!

40 - DIANE FATTAL

diane! i can't wait for the beginning of the month
i call you on the intercom dialing 019
and in no time i hear your voice
oh diane...buzz me in!
most of my welfare cheque i gave it all to you
by moving to fattal, diane, you made my dreams come true
diane! you write my receipt and i look at my feet


TUNE INTO THE NEXT SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODE!

41 - BRIGITTE BREAU feat. BRIGITTE

hyper nymph pets birds not chimps
haircuts for free given and received
east side shepherds pie nine
fuck the olympic stadium


HOLISTIC MEGALOMANIA: LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD!

42 - SCHLONG KONG STEVIE HAYES: GUTTERCORE ROYALTY

i wouldn't mind going swimming with jay and stevie hayes
except the pool is filled with piranas and stingrays
with an appetite they haven't eaten for days
instead we listen to zz top with jay
and stevie hayes
we get drunk and get good ideas
hold someone at knife point and steal a pair of filas
go to the strip mall and hold up a store
live from gary indiana, the kings of gutter core


DISCO RE-RUNS...STILLBORN!

43 - JESSE BELLON IS MY BRUDDA

jesse bellon is my brother by blood alone there is no other
rocks the guitar and goes beyond far
sick of toronto and he doesnt drive a bronco
he plays a jagstang and bites down on broccoli with his jagfangs


TO THE ENDS WE GO! ENGINEERED MONOTONY THROUGH HOMOGENOUS REPRODUCTIONS!

44 - LOFT FROM HELL

there is no funny smell in the LOFT FROM HELL
filled with girls and boys deaf from all the noise
sounds like a funeral procession
doom rock and roll is in session
no i can't sleep it's so fuckin loud
there's empties everywhere from a drunken crowd
i can't wait until the next metal show
feel the volume rage from a carpet stage
LFH


PYVRIA VLTRA - MUZIK AZ MIND KONTROL!

45 - SHANE CONTROVERSIAL IS THE KEEPER OF BEES

shane knapp doesn't take crapp
he likes his music slow he likes his music fast
founder of CARMICHAEL RECORDS
he helped co-release a THOR and COALITION AGAINST SHANE split CD
'gotta keep the dogs away'
suburban home
neo hippie haulocaust
nice guys finish last
high school never ends
skate or die trying something else


ALERT! SOLIPCIST ROCK!

46 - ERIC GROU GOES POSTAL

who the fuck is this guy with a 12 pack of bavaria
and ideas of mailing feces and urine to recipients unsuspecting
i can't wait until i receive a package in the mail any day now
eric grou


PYVRIA UP IN THIS SEQUENCE!

47 - TIGER AND LILY



BRAIN DEATH RATTLE GOES CHA CHA!

48 - THE MOON



JOHN BIN JOHN BELLON STILL IN 16 BIT!
...the more things stay the same!

49 - DARRYL FLETCHER WIELDS A THRASH METAL HATCHET

darryl fletcher weilds a thrash metal hatchet
he was born on the wrong side of the decade
and this is how his story goes:
in the summer of 69 cued his birth for prime time
instead of ontario more like the west coast
talking san diego, LA or san francisco
darryl grew up listening to black sabbath
and pentagram while he took a bath
when old enough to wash his hair
it was nothing but metal - he didn't care
just like edgar winters, he wanted white hair!
progressive rock was a bunch a fluff
and punk rock was a pile of slush
1980 it was paul dianno and ozzy and lemmy and even cheap trick
and of course venom
he would go onto start his own band
with sharp looking logos all across the land
he shredded face with molten solos
lineup changes on every album
he played shows with slayer and ice-t
they battled censorship successfully
he played with destruction in germany
he wore leather pants up until 1993
darryl fletcher wields a thrash metal hatchet
happy (every day is your) 33rd birthday!


COLDER THAN EVIL!

50 - GERRY MELOCHE'S CORPSE COTTAGE

to most visitors, harrow ontario appears to be classic any-small-town canadiana
with its bustling streets, main street shopping frenzies,
irate tantrum classes, and the budding industrial tennis circuit which just threshes over
their mortal enemy, wheatley
but being the glutton that i am, how could i forget to attend the annual keister egg
fry cookoff which certainly greased my wheels a-rollin for the day
but just around the corner, just out of sight of the friendly folk, the balloons,
was a place called the corpse cottage, to satisfy those with the taste for human flesh
it was there i met gerry meloche
pandemonium in harrow ontario
what are we doing this weekend?
to gerry's house we go
everything is fine except when gerry gets hungry
you won't live past dinner time
beer is flowing, bands are playing
gerry is out back stabbing and slaying
into the camper you go to fuck but now you're fucked instead
he drinks heineken and teenage blood out of your girlfriend's severed head
a tisket a tasket going to hell in an easter basket at the corpse cottage!
gerry meloche!


CAPRICORNACOPIA!

51 - BOB DK DISCONSIN

there's a little place outside kenosha called pleasant prairie
where one man rides his bike 11 miles (to and from work) everyday!
things exploded when the midwest first heard the sounds of URBN DK
DESPITE HULLUUS TIERRE de NADIE and BEAUTIFUL BERT passed away


PYVRIA NATION SPINS YO GLOBE!

52 - FIRETRUCK: AMERICAN JOHN

firetruck, he's hoppin any trains,
even if its sunny and even if it rains
he's from the US, he's called american john
rips open his milwaukee's beast to this song
beer cans have wide holes like a block of cheddar
i had to try it myself - he's right it goes down better!
punk mullets are the furthest thing from wack
hardcore up front and no combing out the back


2009 - NOW ROBOT HAND MADE!

53 - JULIE AND THE SPRING ROLLS MASSACRE

the girlfriend of jesse is a girl julie
in toronto working at spring rolls
serving food to ungreatful assholes
people complain and leave a mess
julie refrains from stabbing their heads (?!)


OPPENHEIMER MESSIAH: PAST LIFE AGGRESSION!

54 - DR. DREW WHAT DID YOU DO (TO ROB'S COMPUTER?!)

dr. drew what did you do to rob's computer
we are all so lucky the tower survived
but once again it's on the fritz
if it was human it would have the shits
the owner himself is at the end of wits
the whole fiasco is nothing like tits
the technical illiterate are at your helm
technical stability was to be your realm
since your leg caught on fire you covertly seek revenge
on those who did nothing to help put out the burning plastic
dr. drew what did you do to rob's computer?


- VINTAGE GRAFFITI, COPYRIGHT 1923

55 - ROB VON DONALDSON III: THE xNEMISISx

my name is rob and here is my job
i hold the mic like a corn cob
i drink the 40 ounce like a fish
i knot my hair then take a piss
565 in the 514
take back the empties to make a little more
they know me by name at the corner store
and shit in a pizza box on my bedroom floor
straightedge hardcore excites me
in belleville mikey lost his jersey
in montreal i stay at home
don't call me i won't answer the phone


PROMETHEUS NEAPOLITAN AUGMENTS FOURTHS!

56 - COREY CUTTHROAT

corey cutthroat plays guitar in STCT
i drank a funnel of egg beer and pee pee
he's been doing this since he was a kid
dracula jumped off the roof and almost split his lid
drinkpunk@hotmail.com


"WHO THE FCUK IS JOHN BELLON?" SUBSCRIBE TODAY TO FIND OUT!

57 - MARIE CLAUDE DE GRACE

*capn finn wrapped up in a backpack...*
'sir, who is steering this ship?'
signed, sealed, stamped and delivered...
'and returned with insufficient postage...oh boy'
after 35 songs you did not hurl
a megalithic song for the ultimate girl


SONGS THAT CAPTIVATED THE IMAGINATION AND MENDED A NATION'S HEART!

58 - THE NUTTY PROFESSOR: CHRIS TURD



ST. HENRI IS THE NEW MO-TOWN!

59 - PEQUENO BUDDY the MEXI-CANADIAN CAT

the mexi-canadian cat
in all of st. henri
yo queiro rue st. remi
your casa too loud for your head
pequeno buddy
you run under the bed
if it wasn't for brigitte
you would still be standing on the edge
the recycling litter box
i think you had all your shots
the mexi-canadian cat
the only trilingual kitty
in all of mexico city
uno duo treo
you're cooler than scott baio


LA RIENE DE LA DANSE OUBLIER MONSIEUR BEAN!

60 - STEEMEN SOUND PRODUCTIONS

steemen sound has been around for a few years now
with such releases as the cleveland steamers
cake rape and kool-aid sideshow
it is pound for pound the most eclectic around


GROPE THE POPE DRUNK ON SCOPE!

61 - DAN BERGERON IS A TANK

dan bergeron is a tank
his hair went extinct
the way of the wank
(survivors will be shot again)
they got a replacement
and his name is


BLANKA WINS!

62 - FRANKIE 5_0 FACEPLANT

frankie 5-0! frankie 5-0!
seagrams paid for our recording
we will jam at 9 in the morning
we will play 4 times a week
guitar grimoire is for geeks
frankie 5-0!
amherstburg hardcore!


"SAFETY LAST" CRIED GOATWOLF!

63 - BRODEUR ET ALICE

Brodeur has a dog and her name is ALICE!
far from malice
not in chains
on a leash
she's just like her mother
welcome to her nightmare
ALICE!


PLAY THIS ALBUM WITH EARTH-LIKE PRIDE!

64 - STORM

J.P....TANYA...STORM!


GITFACE TECHNICAL INSTITUTE - ENROLL NOW!

65 - KATEBREED

katebreed is both english and french
what language is written on your wrench?
lace up the skates and get off the bench
katebreed - the sounds of perseverance


I DREAM OF SATAN!

66 - DAD



THE WRONG TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB!

67 - WHOA BONDY

hitler had a dog and her name was blondi
hardcore's official spinkick was delivered by dave bondy
whoa bondy!
melissa was married to cop killer keith
always rainbow hair selling clean pairs of jeans
whoa bondy!
russel used vice grips to shift the van into gear
it took 20 minutes just to get outta here
whoa bondy!


JOHN BELLON: "OOPS! I DID DONE IT AGAIN!"

68 - THE DOUG BAXTER EXPERIENCE vs. SPECTRE SOUND



BUNDLE UP FOR ANARCHY!

69 - A WHITER SHADE OF DEADLY PALE

deadly pale no one survives this brand of ale
they know how to execute everyone who sees them
i saw you once (thrice now!)
@ katakombs i was up front it was hectic
i had my camera you all are photogenic
loud barks that drowned noah's ark
i was more than sea sick
a whiter shade of deadly pale


SOUTH OF HELL!

70 - MURDER MIKE AND SPUD LEE

thanks for having us over death crust never sounded so evil
im sleeping on the floor in the same place i've visited many times before
murder mike T.O. 416 MURDER SQUAD
spud lee we're at your place up all night drinkin
you wake up to lakeport and you're thinkin
its time to share a round of shots of jameson
spud lee muthafka as seen in vice magazine


PULP DICTION!

71 - MAGICAL TREVOR AND BOO BOO

early in the morning trevor is in the lot
freezing his ass off waiting for the dog
boo boo pees on johan's door
and then the dumpster to piss some more
perched on a snowbank dropping poo
watch it slide down like a luge!
magical trevor and boo boo!


TRAVELLING FROM THE FUTURE TO MAKE THE PRESENT OBSOLETE!

72 - NOLANDER AND JEZKA

travel through space in their dodge with the painted flames


ALL PARTIES AGREE: THIS IS A BIG DEAL!

73 - JAY HAYLEY CUT ME WITH HIS COKENAIL

i hate you and my life
i hate coke i slap your wife
you lost your shirt at the casino
cut your bump and cut my throat
cut me with your coke nail
cut! rip! tear! slash!
lacerate! cut me!


GITFACE REALTY: "BOLD TO BE SOLD!"

74 - PRINCESS DEATH MACHINE

princess death machine is a neo nazi
heinrich himmler lost his moustache in a game of yatzee
rent a panzer tank for the day of wedding
the kaiser has the flag sleeping on his bedding
print more paper inflate until worthless
the masses distracted while documenting the experiments
dr. mengele runs the ultimate practition
the angel of death prefers ginger haired twins


EVERYBODY DO THE TOXIC SCHMALTZ!

75 - SPOOKY A GO GO

baby jesus is getting juggy in this piece
schoolin the wise men on how its done
loungin like a real playa
blue lips and listening to slayer
stubble to make sean boone jealous uh-huh!
walking past the flea circus you don't impress me
and the man with the 30 second bladder soaked in his own pee
the nativity scene is the new place to be
the wizard donkey's stable is the new VIP
skeet skeet mort!


ARE YOU MONOPHORIC?

76 - STU SARNIA AND CHRIS RAWSON: ALL HAIL THE RED

no dye job on this verse
auburn hair right from birth
stu sarnia
he looks like a lawn gnome
s a r n i-and fuckin eh!
dig it up!
chris rawson is from detroit
i remember COUNTERFEIT
WALLS OF JERICHO flattening their fifths!
all hail the red!
no dye job on this verse
auburn hair right from birth
all hail the red!


MORNINGS WITH DR. SATAN'S RADIO...66.6FM

77 - DR. SATAN'S RADIO

i can't wait until i go to hell
i want to be where the evil dwells
old man winter melts with his snow
tinnitus rings from dr. satan's radio
he found his boots in the dumpster
nevermind that since then he's got a new pair
in the people's car he drives around
with ol' glory upside down
have a cup of green tea
what they didn't know it was his pee
it's really warm but drink it down anyway
wipe your ass with a brick when you got the sprays
oh no oh no it's dr. satan's radio
DSR!


SCRITCH SCRATCH YOU WERE SCRATCHING YOUR A$$!

78 - COLIN CLAIR

i didn't know gary lived right over there
throwing snowballs at unsuspecting nigels
taking a shortcut "don't worry were not gonna get ya!"
i speculate michael dunlop will make an appearance
give the boy a haircut
little does mikey know the camera is a rollin
he is the star of the show
he's just been jersey'd
and his pants...oops! down they go!


THIS PAGE NOW WITH 25% MORE SELF-PRESERVATION!

79 - SHYSHIT

the kings of absurd deathmetal
and more imaginative than a meth kettle
the three way split with xnemisisx and pyvria was a riot
it never got out so no one heard it
pets, jap cars, one year of no fuck
what a pile of gay! new shyshit coming soon!
long live grindcore from a studio bedroom!


PYVRIA 'PEOPLE I KNOW' - GRATUIT LIVRAISON TOUJOURS!

80 - JOHAN ROLLS (AND ROCKS!)

johan rolls and rocks
johan lives a couple doors down the block
next door to him is frank drapeau
they cook meat on the bbq
i can't wait for motley crue!


GITFACE RECORDS - "DREAMS COME UNDEAD!"

81 - SIMONE GAULOISE

BLING!
simone's in the lot with a new pair of pants
they stretch to fit tight for a new kind of stance
if you look close they got little diamonds
here come the chorus get up and do the dance
bling! bling!
you all are gonna know it
he ain't afraid to show it
and soon he's gonna grow it
S I M O N E! B L I N - OG!


JOHN BELLON PUTS HONEST ED TO BED!

82 - FUN FACTS ABOUT CHAD BAKS

fun fact: chad baks hasn't slept for two days
chad baks bringin back the denim jacks
cutting up his thumb while cuttin up racks
yeah, chad baks!


THE INCREDIBLE BULK!

83 - BATTLE OF THE FRANKS: FLAG vs. FISH



WHEN BUFFET LUVER ATTACKS!

84 - IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS

IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS just won the cup
can't imagine a world without crime and sluts
here's a song delivered to ya
myspace.com/pyvria
buffet lover on the hot seat
if only he could lick the mustard off his feet
buffet lover! IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS IMMORTAL!
fuck the myspace fuck the top friends
the world needs more IMMORTAL CHAMPIONS
fuck the facebook and fuck the applications
the time has come to put it to an end!


VA! GINA!

85 - CROTCHLESS PANTIES ASSHOLE SHIT MISTAKE

theres no mistaking the sounds of vendetta
your eyes will leak and your ass will bleed
raped by a rhino you will not come back from your vacation the same
even 20/20 will not touch your story of your bolivian disco tour
the smell of the dumpster motel will not wash out of your clothes
mr. roper is in your worst nightmares and has you in his sights
they do not take your tim hortons card at the regal beagle
you hear ymca in another language and wonder what planet you're on
paranoid they are following you, you skirmish from doorway to doorway
huddling in the shadows for john and gazoo may attack your back yet again
you stop telling people because they think you're a nut
because you are...a pistachio


NOW WITH 33% MORE GORE, PORN AND WAR!

86 - UPHOLSTRY RUINED BY TONY PINYATA

tony pinyata smash the urethra
now with 33% more death grind and gore
play fast and die solos make me sore
watch how fast tony goes
that isn't chocolate pudding in his pants!


PYVRIA NATION SEEKS IDENTITY!

87 - JAY MAYER

i know a guy named jason mayer from amherstburg
he doesn't mind his punanni with a little bit of fur
if you're driving too slow he'll pass you on the curb
doobie cruise richmond avenue jonesin' for the herb
jay drives an intrepid or drives some dodge
either way it's a chrysler not some hotchpotch
jason mayer!


WE ALL SING FOR BLING!

88 - WESTMOUNT: THE SULTANS OF BLING

im running over girls and boys
in my silver rolls royce
in my top hat of choice
my monopoly ain't a toy
we climb the extra mile
im laying down marble tile
im shitting diamonds by the pile
thuggin' aristocrat style


"SHUT THEIR MOUTHS" WITH SADO BRAND DUCT TAPE!

89 - HOW LONG HAS TOMMY BEEN A CHRITUS?

"how long has tommy been a chritus?"
(some jokes never get old)
t o m m y benechritus!
GO!
thanks for the pint i'll get you back sometime
how typical! the last line rhymes
one thing i'll never do is tribal arm band tattoos
no way!
single kick blasts kick everybody's ass
metal core is fluff
willow beach is tough
some jokes never got old
he was an implant so i'm told!


PYVRIA RAKES YOUR FACE TO THESE LOONEY TUNES!

90 - SEAN BOONE OF CRUST AND DOOM

i know a guy who gets around hitchhiking from town to town
who? sean boone!
i know the drummer from the CD 'the posers 'anti-christian animosity''
who?
sean boone! sean boone!
in your face and in the room!
raging anthems of crust and doom!
does anyone remember ATHIESTIC MARTYR?
does anyone remember the HARD LIQUORS?


BOREDOM BUDDIES PERPETUATE MONOTONY!

91 - NIKKI LEWIS BOUGHT ME DRINKS

bought me a bunch of drinks
two shots of tequila, salt and lemon served on a saucer
earlier she wiped out and lost her ID card
splitting beers with her wasn't all that hard
nikki lewis!
watching HATED i would never think
we would look for the bottoms of someone else's drinks
it was a nice change in the monotony of things
nikki lewis bought me drinks - yeah!


ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT BLEEDER FROM DISCO ASSAULT!

92 - DISCO ASSAULT

not going the the reactor, peppers, rush, boom boom room or any of that shit
im going to the coach to drink with uncle scotty and paul maggaro
if you missed one practice being in disco assault
big boss man writes it down in his notebook
jill is no rookie cooking for an army
feed the troops cake and cookies
matt assault plays a skateboard
and drops in on a guitar
matt fink beats his drums
for being late for school
and he dates nurses
i don't know about you but i think thats cool


DEAR YARKU, I AM CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION TO BOATING MONTHLY.

93 - JAN BLONDIN WEARS WHITE JEANS

jan blondin wears white jeans (in a roundabout way)
under his bed is his cat named chloe
cjam 91.5 - home of all things hobo-y


TABARKNUCKLE LE TURNBUCKLE!

94 - TWEEKY! ICI!

with one brown eye and one half blue
don't try to escape after she sees you
she will run and hunt you down
it doesn't matter who it is!
jumping at your face to give you a kiss
tweeky! ici!


PEOPLE I KNOW: OVER 75 MINUTES OF LANDMARK CROTCH PUNCHERS!

95 - MASTER OF MIDI: JUSTIN TURD! DIZZYING FX!



FALL SHORT INSTEAD OF LONG!

96 - WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CRAIG DONALDSON?

craigy poo! where are you?
what do you do these days?
do the geese still shit on your lawn?
do the rabbits still kick dust on your amp?
we laughed so hard when you got a puffy eye at punk rock camp
we laughed so hard when you bailed on the skateboard ramp
theres even a picture of it
craignympho@hotmail.com hasn't worked for years
where's 'mista quaig?'


ACAPULCO DELIGHT MISSING: RAY LABLIZZY STILL AT LARGE!

97 - EAST BAY RAY MOVED AWAY

east bay ray moved away
essex county called it a day
the aburg will always be a part of you and true
but you can't take acapulco delight along with you!


"DON'T GIVE ME A BRUISE WITH YOUR PLASTIC SHOES!"

98 - WILSON HEAVY METAL



GARBAGE FOUND, GARBAGE SOUND!

99 - JEFF MILLS

jeff mills
once again, jeff mills!


EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND HUFFMAN MAGAZINE!

100 - KEVIN KLEVER

this one goes out to kevin klever before he cut off all his hair
united and strong over grown and long
throw out the comb hair turns to rope i dont care
this doesn't sound like napalm death anymore
kevin klever start growing out your hair
you have alot of catching up to do


FORTUNE ROOKIE IS PUTTING ON THE BEEF!

101 - WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN BELLON?

so what?
im pickin up all the bottles and cans
with what?
sheep leather gloves on my hands
for what?
5 and 10 and 20 cents
and what?
as long as its consigned i don't care what brand
i am risin i ain't fallin im 514 straight montrealin
i don't have a phone so i'm never ever callin
not doin cocaine so im never ever 8 ballin
always on ppppoint never ever stallin
got no tattoos unlike henry rollins
never ever emo so im never ever ballin
my songs touch people like 'donna' by ritchie valens
back to the dep to refuel my pep
i rhyme all day long that i'll never get strep
and to make money i want so much of it
that i don't even know what the fuck to do with it
pocketing my pickins and stackin up my flow
then i go out and im pickin up some more
im just searchin for that pot of gold that im getting old
the rabbit's on the throttle give me cans and bottles
you are listening to pyvria's people he knows
the only 24 karat album you own
don't push me cause im close to the hedge
i reach for the can i scrape my head
never been religious but im pleased to say im blessed
found a pair of airwalks in front of the church steps
turning down propasitions i deserve a medal
instead i take my money and buy a double kick pedal
you're looking really good you're going to the club
you want to hook up but you're only getting snubbed
walk out with blue balls and half of a chub
go to bed alone to drunk to even rub
you can't touch my lyrical attack
i gnaw at your face and stomp on your back
im dead fucking serious schizo and delerious
all of this techy-nology is making me nefarious
step aside im the real au naturel
im bringing back the ancient prehistoric caveman style
he don't shave his lid, pits, clits, tits...
drinking all that coffee makes the balls shrivel up
3 cream 4 sugar, hell yeah drink it up
this album is cued up in rhyme with prime time
going on at 9 and 8 PM central




END CREDITS

PYVRIA - PEOPLE I KNOW VOL.1 - 2009 GITFACE RECORDS -
recorded feb-april 2009 at loft 714 fattal st. henri montreal qc.
vocals - john bellon
guitars - john bellon
bass guitar - john bellon
keyboard and synths - john bellon
drum machine programming - john bellon
acoustic drums and cymbals - john bellon
recorded by john bellon
mixed and edited by john bellon
art, layout and photography - john bellon
webdesign - john bellon
what else - john bellon
contact - all mail will be answered - pyuria@gmail.com thanks to - the people i know...
"and...cut!"


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