PEOPLE I KNOW VOLUME 6
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1 - XPLICIT FACE


face has red strings on his bass
xplicit noize shares the same jam space as
retard nation!
let's go see deicide and leave early because it's too evil!


2 - THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO REBECCA 7:15


this is the gospel according to rebecca
please open your books to rebecca 7:15
rebecca whips a bass guitar
with superior taste in a bavarian car
a quality neighbour in the highest echelon
she's a peculiar femme witch hermit that you don't want to cross
benevolent tinnitus augmented forth
written on the living room chalkboard
class is in session but in another lifetime
rehearsal before noon but certainly after 9


3 - CHELSEA VS. DIXIE ON NEW TECHNOLOGY


chelsea: what the hell is that? a registry error?
dixie: keep it down! double your speed!
chelsea: you're waiting on the patent on this thing...it's obtuse!
dixie: yeah but how do we campaign to convince them they need this thing?


4 - ETIENNE FROM HELL


play slower the sun is stacked die slowest
dead before the riff is played
slower than the second coming of michael jackson
electro harmonix exhume a corpse for your effects


5 - PETER HASKETT BITCHES IT OUT


6 - GHETTO GRIND BY METAL MIKE


from yarmouth n.s. comes metal myke
in st henri montreal here is ghetto grind
metal myke = ghetto grind


7 - LEELA-LA-LA-LA


dance dance dance dance
earth is a garden for all
finding clothes, home made pants
you can't buy this at the mall
take a brush to st. henri
in turquoise life is shared freely
catatonic platonic
gypsy omnitronic


8 - I DIDN'T GET LAID AT THE DEATH HOUSE


hanging out at the death house
its the same old thing as we did last week
not a thing to do but to go deaf (death) with you
ooh yeah hello st. henri


9 - KEVIN MORTEM PRIAPISM


"there's no beauty here, only death and decay."
kevin postmortem priapism
he's fuckin crazy
kiss stole my line
he's sleeping all through the day
and he parties all night
when the neighbour shit next to the kitchen window
kevin let him know in the future it won't be so
it's a new decade for montreal metal
extreme yin plugged into a death metal pedal
"to be really dead, it must be glorious!"

10 - MALT PLANT REVISITED

youre so dark you're my favorite theme fuckin park
you're my favorite local mystery
squalor and dirt rides up your skirt
i came for the dilapidation and all i got was carcinogens
you were created in the name of the profound
your silos still cylinder and still so round
a labrinyth for the daring
a place for the courageous
theres always a way in for the chosen
and those who are still slim


11 - SAMUEL PENNINGTON AT HOTMAILL DOT COM


samuel pennington at hotmail dot com
there's a bloke in england
who just got pissed of
he signed up for the same email and found out it was gone
god save the queen?
and her cup of tea
she don't give a toss
about same or me
off with her head

12 - FULL THROTTLE MAC HALL


mac to the sound, all around
mac's from the streets of this fuckin town
mac to the girls forget about the boys
2009, OI OI OI
mac to the dogs, cats, the kids with the wiffleball bats
mac to soy, polloi and to the habs when it was patrick roy
mac to the bloods, crips, the chips and the double dips
mac to the crunks, drunks, bootsy collins and his brand of funk
mac to the roughriders, all nighters, ponyboy and the outsiders
mac to the cans, bottles, all the time
full throttle mac!


13 - SIMONE JAZZ PRACTICES WITH PIZAZZ


practice with pizazz
it's all about drums with no shirt on your back
he'll take a roller to your face and latex paint it off
he loves the gassy smell huffing the propane from the tank
nevermind that singing this is fast
burgers ribs and chicken and all of that jass
pattern click track rhythms double stroke flams
that's our simone jazz
he's out without his shirt half naked
potatoes still cooking he half baked it


14 - JOHNNY EQUALIZER


in front of murrays not buying curry
john has a story to tell putting the listener through hell
the dog had pups and she's doing well
is that a rock in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
beware of usurpers of power
john's keeping an equal battlefield
cuz johnny rocks, john rocks
you (the listener) have just been equalized!


15 - JOEL KAISER and the DEVIL's PHONE, TAPPED!


unholy shieser it's joel kaiser
he influenced liberace to be a womanizer
honky tonkin on this side of prussia
give my regards to bismarck
an iron corss for the pills they took
the cavalry drank a 12 pack and rode a brook
it's about time for lee ann rimes
to log onto myspace and listen to crimes
unholy shieser he's getting higher
driving the minivan over the fire
he made a midget out of the drum riser
melting his hair with a greasy tire
joel kaiser and the devil's own
the soundtrack for the red baron hot tubbin the gazebo


16 - LES TWINS


michelle came out first
suzie came out second
sisters for life
twin friends forever
born at the same time
rhyming the last line


17 - TAYLOR's GYPSY TECH MARITIME MOVERS


honey we need to move outta here and fast
taylor's gypsy tech maritime moves is your solution
alright i fucked up again bigtime, how soon can you get me outta here
our schedule is so flexible and wide open that we offer same day service
are you reputable?
don't bother! were not even a real business so were not registered
hey watch it! two more payments and it's mine
quality check? what the fuck is a quality check?!
how much do i owe ya?
cash only bro!
taylor's gypsy tech maritime movers
because staying still is for losers!


18 - THE CHOSEN MAFIA: OZZY AND THE TURKISH FEW


so you want to take your family downtown to see the fireworks?
well, forget about it.
there has been a resurgence of grey market gang activity in the area
leaving no clothing or jewlery store unscathed
this radical constantine turkish mafia
has once again hit the streets reclaiming summer festivals
in their border city downtown core
it is organized by this man whom his followers call 'ohzzy'
also known as the 'erenator', 'ozzyatrix', 'the chosen'
his followers are known as the chosen few and
seige the streets with unbridled fierce ottoman outbursts
"today, the austro-hungaraians...tomorrow...their girls!"
"whatever i want, i take it!"
"your women, now mine!"
"it's a turk takeover!"
and they even have a band which draws an enthusiastic crowd
who rally along with their message
"chosen few!"


19 - DOM IN ANGER


man in anger
ab irato toured with snfu
dom is a cop (c'est l'halloween)
he's going to arrest you
you're gonna get rocked
if you fuck around on his grid
he spotted you before you spotted him
"how do we get people to remain trackable
after they've done driving their cars
after they've done shopping with their credit cards?"


20 - HULK LOGAN CALLING OUT RANDY SAVAGE


let's hear it you fuckin hulka-maniacs
i hulk logan and i aint scared macho man is talking smack
that's what i heard
im a pitbull and i got four legs
ill bite you in the ass and jump at your face
i'll take you on any day of the week and while were at it
i'll fight iron shiek
i'm hulk logan and i mean what i say
randy savage be a man step up to the ring
macho man runs down the ramp like a puss
he runs back to the dressing room like a wuss
if you smell what the logan...is cookin!


21 - DYLAN REILEY IS LIVING LIKE HOWARD HUGHES, BABY!


dylan is livin like howard hughes baby
he watches movies naked like howard hughes did
after all the flying he aint staying in a motel
he's going to las vegas to buy an entire hotel
he's got people working for him
he owns a local television station
he knows all the hollywood stars
he still drives a shitty car
infatuated with body excrement
urine jars filled and they ferment
howards hughes is alive ready to squeegee
with kleenex over his crotch
ground_assault@hotmail.com
r.i.p. jay duckworth


22 - HOW ALEX BONES GOT HIS NICKNAME


its that time of year again
alex's bones are exposed again
they're all amazed at how rail thin
its been a full moon since he's last eaten
bones is his given nickname
its not quite what youre thinking
he was seen at the cemetary
with a smile he finds a new grave
he digs until the corpse is exposed
he takes them home and takes off their clothes
by mastercraft saws through the bone
bones bones bones
into smaller pieces
stored in ziplock bags
into the freezer
subsiding until next may
bones bones bones bones
with a grinder he pulverizes the bones
he becomes one with the dead
snorting them up his nose
alex! bones!


23 - KEEPING WARM THE DEATH HOUSE CASTING COUCH: MATT FB


tagteam fb bringing it back
the ogres and the orcs spray paint the attack
don't arrested with a sharpie
a can of krylon covers st. henri
jack nicholson is jocking your style
with no power steering we borrow your car
covering silos and covering trains
fb a can of krylon goes far in st henri


24 - LAPIN (RIP)


(amy riberdy had a rabbit...)
rabbit pellets
lapin you're dead
shit on the floor
piss on the couch
vinegar is the only thing that will get it out
lapin doesn't ever pay rent


25 - STEPHEN HARPER HIT ME WITH A WIFFLEBALL BAT


stephen harper hit me with a wiffleball bat
the liberals did this
the conservatives did that
ndp, quebecois, the green party...good fuckin luck
somebody opened up adobe photoshop
and painted on a moustache with an airbrush


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